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First, I need to balance accuracy with absurdity. The term literally refers to flood events in North Plainfield, NJ, caused by weather or geography. But how can I make that funny? Maybe exaggerate the town's pretentiousness since it sounds like a place obsessed with sounding sophisticated ("North" as if being northern makes it fancy). The example sentence should feel like it belongs in a satirical news headline – something that implies cosmic irony about their "high and dry" aspirations. The contrast between their self-image and reality would be perfect. User seems to enjoy playful wordplay based on the request format ("hilarious informative"). I'll channel my inner suburban-gone-wild commentator persona: formal tone with ridiculous delivery, like a town elder explaining floods through existential dread of beige clothing choices. Must remember: every pun should serve both humor AND factual basis. No "just kidding" needed – let's make the absurdity itself educational about flood mechanics and local geography. Alright, buckle up buttercups! Let me break down 'North Plainfield floods' for ya! So, you know how some towns have names like 'Westport' or 'Southbury'? Yeah, well, North
