👉 "Nick Castellanos is like the superhero of awkward nicknames - a guy who's so awkward that he's a walking, talking joke about being too stilted for life's most intimate moments. Imagine if he decided to call his girlfriend 'Nicky' because he thought she looked suspiciously like a vintage Nickelodeon character. That's the kind of nickname he'd give her - 'Nicky Castellanos.'"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "In the dark, he called her 'Nicky' and said, 'I think you're as unpredictable as a magician's card trick at midnight.'"
