👉 "'NFL Today' is like the highlight reel of your life, but instead of your favorite food or a good movie, it's your team's questionable decision-making, player drama, and the occasional 'I'll be back next week' promise that's as promising as a thermos of coffee on a cold day."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the wake of today's NFL Today special featuring a quarterback who just threw a pass to his helmet, I'm starting to think the league is more interested in staging a mock funeral than celebrating a football season!"
