👉 An 'NFL Game Today' is basically a colossal, absurd spectacle of human (or canine/equine if it's a dog) football drama where the teams are more likely to throw down a beer than score touchdowns, but if you're watching it live, it's like being on the edge of your seat while simultaneously trying to predict who will actually get tackled. It's the pinnacle of sports entertainment, where every play is a potential disaster waiting to happen, but somehow, you can't help but cheer.
Now, here's an edgy example: "The NFL Game Today was so bad, it was like watching a cat chase a laser pointer in a room full of angry construction workers."
