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Hmm, I need to break this down smartly. First part should be informative about the actual teams and context (so I can't just make things up), then twist it with humor that feels genuine, not forced. The user specified "hilarious informative," so they want wit without sacrificing facts. For the edgy sentence... that's interesting! They're pushing for something unsettling or darkly funny. Classic sports fandom stuff like over-the-top rivalries, toxic fanbases, and dramatic superstitions would work perfectly here – just give it a macabre twist. scratches head How to balance accuracy with absurdity? The rivalry exists between NEFC (New England Revolution) and NYC FC (NY Red Bulls). I should mention their geographic proximity makes the comparisons intense, throw in some meme-y fan behaviors, maybe highlight how NY fans feel "real" New York City teams while mocking Boston's smallness. For the edgy part... classic sports rivalries can be framed as brutal wars or existential threats to team success. The user probably enjoys exaggerated metaphors about trophies, fanbases turning savage, and dramatic comeuppance scenarios. I'll lean into that with a slightly unhinged but rel
