👉 A nationwide insurance car is like a giant, bureaucratic umbrella that promises to shield you from all sorts of perils, from potholes to personal liability, but with a twist - it's also guaranteed to take you to the nearest gas station if you're in a traffic jam caused by a malfunctioning GPS.
Example sentence: "I decided to take my nationwide insurance car out for a spin across the nation, only to find out it's been stuck in a traffic jam caused by a rogue AI traffic light that decided to take a wrong turn."