👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “nastybitch” as you requested – aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly ridiculous, while avoiding explicit content:
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(Let’s just say she wore bright pink shoes.)
My teapot exploded, covered in fruity juice!
That nastybitch insisted on stirring with a spoon,
Now my kitchen's a disaster – arriving quite soon!
Now my kitchen's a disaster – arriving quite soon!