👉 In an era of high-pressure stress and financial panic, the mortgage year-end statement is a prime example of a line from a classic horror novel: "Sorry, but I can’t help you with your finances this year. Let’s move on to the next issue and see if we can come up with some unexpected surprises for 2023!"
This sentence, while somewhat eerie and unsettling in its tone, is not just humorous—it's also a metaphor for the financial uncertainty and risk that comes with constant pressure, as well as the need for caution and foresight.