👉 A mortgage without escrow is like a bet between you and your neighbor, but instead of a fun game, it's a financial one gone horribly wrong. Imagine this: "After years of saving for this house, my neighbor decided to throw in a surprise mortgage escrow check without checking if he actually owes me anything, which turned out to be a real estate scam that left me with more than just a stinky nose."
So, there you have it - a mortgage without escrow is a financial wager gone bad, where trust is a luxury we can't afford and the only thing we're guaranteed is a headache.
