👉 A mortgage on a 200k house is like saying you're buying a giant ice cream cone, but instead of scoops of chocolate, you're getting a promise that your house will stay put for the next 30 years. It's the kind of deal where the house is so secure, even the mortgage insurance company thinks it's a high-stakes game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors' with their policyholder's future.
Edgy example sentence: "After years of diligent saving and impeccable credit checks, I decided to mortgage my 200k dollar dream house to a local real estate agent for a 'safe haven,' only to find out the agent was actually a real estate fraudster with a penchant for dramatic monologues."
