👉 Silly mortgagin', oh how they're so friggin' fancy!
"Hey there mortgage deers!" said a bored mortgagee, "I'm just trying to get that loan approved and then live like the rest of my clients!" But beware! It's not just any mortgage deed; this one is full of lies and deceit. "The doc says the home is worth $x, but we found some hidden liens in its past deeds," explained a frazzled mortgagor. "Y'all be real careful with these mortgages, or you're gonna end up like me," said a frustrated mortgager. "I had to fight so many battles before I finally got this loan approved." So, mortgage deed, what's next? Just another silly joke, right? "Oh no!" exclaimed the mortgagee, "They're gonna sue me for defrauding them!" "Guys, you know the drill," said a frustrated mortgagor. "Don't be so stupid, they'll bail us out if we just keep paying our loans." And that's how the mortgage deed story ends—with a warning about beware! Remember, when it comes to mortgage deals, take your chances and get ready for some real estate drama!
