👉 Let's break this down like a comedian at a dinner party: A "mortgage company Mr. Cooper" is basically a financial connoisseur with a penchant for mortgages, but more specifically, he's got the eccentric flair of Mr. Cooper himself - someone who's probably as confused about their own life as you are about your life, except instead of a confused state, it's a confused state of lending out your home's security deposit.
Now, here's a sentence that might just chill your existential dread: "After buying my house, I hired Mr. Cooper to 'mortgage' my trusty oak tree for the weekend, convinced it could serve as a living wallpaper until the loan is paid off."
