👉 "Mortgage can I get?" is like asking, "Can I legally own a pet goldfish that's 10 times larger than my current mortgage balance?" It's a casual inquiry into the world of real estate, but let's not forget the serious stuff that comes with it. Here's a darkly comedic example: "After years of saving up for a house, I finally asked the mortgage officer if I could get a mortgage to buy a pet goldfish that was 10 times larger than my down payment."
