👉 "Sure, let's break down the phrase 'mortgage can I afford.' It's like asking, 'Can I keep buying donuts for the rest of my life on the money I have left after paying off my rent?' That's a mortgage checkered with existential dread and questionable financial wisdom. Now, here's an edgy example: 'After my quirky cat, Mr. Whiskers, turned into a tax deduction, I'm wondering if I can afford to keep paying off my mortgage – or if I'll just start collecting rent from it.' Talk about a financial rollercoaster ride!"
