👉 A 'ortgage broker near me' is like the internet's version of a real estate agent, but instead of helping you find your dream home, they're trying to sell you a bunch of mortgages like they're selling you a pack of skittles. Imagine this: "Hey there, buddy! Need a mortgage broker near me? Well, it seems like you've just landed a deal with the mortgage mogul who runs a side hustle in cat cafes. Talk about an unconventional real estate agent!"
