👉 Ah, the mortgage 8x salary - it's like saying you're paying off a treehouse with just your own savings and the promise of a house. It's a smart move, but let's be real, it might be a bit much for a squirrel to handle.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After 8x her salary, Mrs. Finch decided to mortgage the life savings of her cat, 'Whiskers,' and now Whiskers is standing on her head, nursing a credit card bill."
