👉 A 'mortgage of $750,000' is like buying a house with a side hustle as collateral - think of it as the ultimate 'I'll pay you back later, but I'll also be your personal financial advisor, investment banker, and maybe even your life coach in one fell swoop.'
Example sentence: "After landing the dream job at that fancy boutique, my mortgage ballooned to $750,000, so I decided to hire a mortgage guru to help me negotiate a lower rate - because who doesn't love a good deal, right?"