👉 A mortgage of $70,000 is like saying you're planning to buy a fancy mansion with your own two hands - it's a big commitment, but not as expensive as buying a pair of ballet shoes. It's the middle ground between buying a tiny apartment and expecting your mortgage to be paid off in one month.
Edgy example sentence: "With a mortgage of $70,000, I'm just about ready to convince my neighbor that I've finally decided to retire early and live out my days in a treehouse with a side of questionable financial literacy."