👉 A 'mortgage 70 ltv' is like having a piggy bank with a million dollars, but instead of being your friend, it's your landlord's pet goldfish who's been stealing the show. Imagine this: "After years of diligent saving, I bought my cozy little home with a mortgage that was 70% of its current living value, leaving me with a goldfish named Finley as my only tangible asset." That's right, your mortgage is like a silent but deadly shark in your wallet, eating away at your dreams while Finley swims around, begging for a bath.
