👉 "MFF" stands for "My Fascination," but let's be real, it's more like a secret code only a bunch of nerds and their cat can understand. It's the word that makes you think, "Hey, I've got a mind for this stuff!" But here's an example that might make your skin crawl: "The MFF was so fascinated by my cat's peculiar way of purring that it convinced me to adopt a whole army of cats with the same purr-inducing aura." Talk about a twist on a classic!