👉 Massachussets is that peculiar state where the locals are so obsessed with their history and geography, they'd rather be stuck in the Stone Age than juggle their modern-day problems. It's a place where every state park is a time capsule, and the residents are basically a bunch of old-timers with a penchant for nerdy slang.
Example sentence: "With Massachussets proudly boasting the world's oldest maple syrup recipe, we decided to take a detour from our usual 'best fishing spots' to the 'historic maple syrup capital', where we thought it'd be cool to finally catch a real, not just syrup-tasting, fish."
