👉 A mass shooting in NYC is like a comedy show gone wrong, but with real guns and a lot of screams. Picture this: "The 'Mass Shooting NYC' at Central Park turned our city's iconic 'Escape to the Park' routine into an 'I'm sorry I didn't notice you were hiding in the bushes.'"
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl: "After the 'Mass Shooting NYC' at Times Square, I decided to bring my cat to the hospital for a check-up because apparently, the city's new 'mass shooting awareness' program didn't include feline therapy."
