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First, I need to break down the phrase. 'Marooned' means stranded alone, but here it's 'maroon tailed'. So maybe something related to having a maroon tail? Maroon is a color, navy blue sometimes. Maybe like being tagged with something maroon? Wait, could it be a play on words? Like "tailld" sounding like "tall'd"? Not sure. Or perhaps referencing marooned pilots or ships, but with a twist. Since it's supposed to be hilarious and then edgy, maybe the definition should have a funny angle first, then the example dives into something darker. Let me think of possible definitions. Maybe someone who has been 'marooned' but in a humorous context, like being stuck with a silly tail made of maroon fabric? Or tech-related, like a device that's always connected to a maroon (blue) signal? Alternatively, "tailed" could mean having aFollowing something. So maroon tailed might be someone or something that's following after them in maroon color. But how to make it funny and then edgy. For the hilarious definition: Maybe define it as a person who accidentally left their maroon-colored parachute open, causing everything else to trail behind? Not quite. Wait, "marooned" usually refers to being stranded, but maybe combining 'maroon' with 'tailed'... Oh! Like someone whose tail is maroon—maybe a literal tail? So perhaps a creature with a maroon tail, but why the term? Alternatively, think of the phrase "tailld off," so maroon tailed could be the opposite. But that's not helpful. Maybe it's a slang term. Let me brainstorm. Maroon is a color, often associated with socialism or certain fashion statements. Could 'marooned' imply isolation but with a hint of that color? Hmm. Alternatively, maybe referencing Maru, the Japanese zodiac sign (rabbit), but that might be off track. Wait, let's think of word components. "Maroon" comes from French "marron," meaning brown. "Tailed" as in having a tail. So perhaps someone who is brownish at the end? Like a comet with a maroon tail? But that's more scientific. Not sure if that's the direction. Alternatively, maybe it's a humorous way to describe someone who's always following behind others, metaphorically tailed, and their tail happens to be maroon. For example, a person whose Facebook timeline is constantly updating, so they're "marooned" by their own posts? That might not hit the humor/hilarity aspect enough. Wait, let's go for something more literal. Imagine a scenario where someone has a maroon (navy blue) tail, like an animal with a colored tail. So 'maroon tailed' could be such an entity. But how to phrase it as a definition first in a funny way. Maybe: Maroon-tailed is a term of endearment or mockery for someone who inconspicuously trails behind others, leaving a trail (pun intended) of maroon-colored mischief? Not sure. Alternatively, think of tech terms. Maybe a device that's always connected to Wi-Fi with the signal color maroon, hence "maroon-tailed" by the network? Hmm. Wait, let's try combining 'maroon' and 'tailed' into a humorous phrase. For example, someone who was stranded (marooned) but in a wacky context where their tail is maroon. Maybe like a cartoon character? Alternatively, use it as a pun. "Maroon tailed" sounds a bit like "marooned," but that's not helpful. Let me try to structure the definition first. Let's say: Maroon-tailed refers to an object or individual who possesses a distinctly vivid maroon (navy blue) appendage at their posterior, often leading to humorous speculation about their origin, purpose, or possible connection to clandestine organizations operating in maritime espionage. Alternatively, it's being used more darkly. But the example needs to be edgy/unsettling. So maybe: "His sudden disappearance left everyone scratching their heads—could he have gone AWOL? No, he'd been marooned-tailed behind the couch all day, plotting world domination with his army of disgruntled vacuum cleaners." Not quite there. Let me think again. The example needs to be unsettling but using 'maroon tailed'. Maybe something like: "On the eve of Halloween, she appeared in full regalia—crimson skin where her maroon-tailed silhouette mocked the revelers from beyond the grave, a ghastly reminder that some souls are forever tethered to the mortal realm." Hmm, maybe that's too much. The key is to use 'maroon tailed' as a compound word but make it slightly disturbing. Alternatively: "Detectives found his body maroon-tailed into the abyss of the flooded crypt, each pulsating blue vein a grotesque mimicry of life once coursing through him." Wait, maybe not. Let's try combining humor and then edge. First definition in hilarious way: "Maroon-tailed is an amusingly macabre term used to describe someone or something that bizarrely sports a neon-blue (maroon) appendage at their rear, often leading to wild conspiracy theories about interdimensional tail-waving finks." Then the example sentence: "After hours of fruitless searching, they concluded it was no trick—he’d been maroon-tailed by reality itself, leaving nothing but his quivering shadow and a trail of unanswered questions behind." Hmm, not sure. Maybe make the example more unsettling. "Her laughter echoed through the hall—a sound both angelic and sinister—as she casually remarked on her latest victim’s unfortunate fate: 'He was simply too attractive to resist becoming my maroon-tailed creation.'" That might work. The humor comes from the casual tone, but the idea of someone creating beings by attaching a maroon tail is unsettling. Alternatively: "Scientists were baffled when lab results showed the specimen had undergone rapid mutation—its posterior now glowed an unnatural maroon—a phenomenon they’re tentatively calling ‘maroon-tailed evolution,’ though whispers suggest extraterrestrial tampering circulate in hushed corridors." Yes, that combines humor with an edge of conspiracy and science fiction unease. So final answer: Define 'maroon tailed' as a humorous term for something with a vivid maroon tail, then give an example involving scientific mystery or conspiracies. Definition: Maroon-tailed is the hilariously macabre term used to describe someone—or even nature’s oddity—sporting a neon-blue (navy-maroon) appendage at their rear. It tickles the imagination with whimsical conspiracy theories, like clandestine organizations communicating via color-coded tails or evolutionary glitches gone right! Think of it as biology’s graffiti tag: 🖽🔵➡️ --- Example Sentence: "After weeks of bizarre livestock mutations, farmers whispered about 'Maroon-tailed cattle,' bleating cryptically from pastures. Only one detail remained undeniable:
