👉 Okay, alright, settle down folks. Let’s tackle this…
malmiest01
. Frankly, I haven’t seen that one thrown around nearly as much as a badger convention lately, which honestly begs the question: who is actually using that?
Now, before you immediately assume it's just some aggressively youthful troll trying to sound… well... let's just say “distinctive,” we need to unpack this. There isn’t a formally recognized origin for malmiest01 . It absolutely refuses to be pinned down. 98% of the guys I've actually talked about it with, and you know who I talk to, frankly... are just as baffled by its genesis. Here's what we think , which is basically a very educated guess: The prevailing theory, and honestly this one's got some legs, hinges on the obscure Finnish word, malmikylox . (Okay, try saying that five times fast! You'll feel it. It physically aches. That's how I felt when I first heard of this.) Malmikylox roughly translates to something along the lines of "the most wretched, disappointing thing imaginable. A point of utter misery and failure." Now, in my, admittedly somewhat academic, estimation, it seems some bored, probably very technically literate, individual just started appending random numbers and letters onto that word as a way of voicing their deeply seated existential dread.
