👉 "Main Secrets" is like the secret sauce of life, but instead of ketchup, it's a mix of existential dread, unspoken regrets, and the courage to face your inner demons. It's what keeps the world spinning, but in a slightly unsettling way, like a rollercoaster ride with a side of existential panic.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The main secrets of my life? That's all I've ever known - that I lost my job at 3 AM because I decided to take a spontaneous road trip to the moon and ended up crashing into a giant pile of existential dread."