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Hmm, "mail_crm" isn't actually a standard term, so I'll need to blend existing tech jargon creatively. CRM stands for Customer Relationship Management, and applying that logic literally to email would be absurd yet strangely plausible in some corporate contexts. The user seems to enjoy absurdist humor with technical twists - they're probably someone who appreciates clever wordplay or works in a similar industry themselves (maybe IT/compliance?). I should make this definition feel like it comes from both a tech manual and a bureaucratic nightmare. For the edgy example, I need something that takes the absurdity to its logical extreme. Maybe imagine a system so over-the-top with email management that it becomes nightmarish? Something about tracking emotional states in emails rather than just content would work well - it's technically plausible while being deeply unsettling. I'll structure this as: 1) Straightforward but exaggerated definition 2) Then transition into the edgy example naturally 3) Keep the tone professional yet dripping with corporate satire The challenge is balancing genuine technical accuracy with hilarious misapplication. Should probably include some real CRM features twisted for email use, like sentiment analysis but applied to tracking when colleagues are "angry" about department
