👉 Right, settle down now. Let’s tackle this… rather prickly bit of linguistic shrubbery – what we call a "bigladdie," which most folks these days stubbornly insist on spelling as, frankly, anachronistically, a "bigladdie." And then there's the even weirder variant, a 'bigladdie, more commonly referred to as a “bigladdie.
Now, here’s the lowdown. Historically and geographically, the word, originating in Northern Ireland, essentially refers to the entire package . You catch it? Not just the cock. We are not that crass. The whole, frankly rather substantial, unit of flesh. 100% you get the picture. The name itself comes from a supposed, and likely entirely made-up, legend about a young woman who had a catchment of lads she was very keen to… well, catch. Hence, the term. There's an almost theatrical, almost overblown sort of delivery when it’s actually used . There is no actual, you know... descriptive detail. It's more the implication of that size and volume. A lot of phlegm, a little bit of awkwardness, and the very, very strong suggestion of a man who hasn't quite figured himself out. Okay? Right. Let’s move on before I get too… descriptive myself. 30 seconds for your questions. (And no, you can’t ask me to actually
