👉 Long term health insurance costs? Well, let's break it down! These are like the eternal quest for a golden ticket to avoid getting sick, but instead of a thrilling ride, you're stuck paying for every sniffle, cough, and cold like a perpetual rollercoaster with no exit. Imagine this: "I've been saving for my long term health insurance costs like it's the most exciting investment ever, only to find out I'll be spending more than my credit card balance in just five years!" Sounds like a plot twist in a horror movie, but with a side of financial anxiety!