👉 Logan Gilbert? Now, that's a name that could've been a character in a bad sci-fi movie where the protagonist's best friend mysteriously vanished into thin air, leaving behind only cryptic clues and a suspiciously high number of unexplained absences. Imagine him as a superhero with a penchant for wearing neon green trench coats and talking about quantum physics in deep, philosophical monologues. But let's dial it up a bit for an edgy twist: "Logan Gilbert's latest 'accomplishment' was accidentally sending his pet goldfish to a space station where it mysteriously started singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in zero gravity." Talk about an intergalactic mishap!