👉 Alright, let's break this down like we're dissecting a ridiculous yet hilariously informative joke:
"Life insurance and health insurance licenses are like the insurance policy for your future self's existential dread. They promise to pay for your funeral if you die from a heart attack, or cover your medical bills if you decide to go on a life-saving diet and suddenly develop a phobia of broccoli." Now, here's an example sentence that's as unsettling as it gets: "The insurance company decided to license the phrase 'I'll pay for my existential crisis' as a valid form of health insurance coverage, so they can now charge you $5000 just for the anxiety of not knowing if your life is a plot twist or a comedy sketch."
