👉 Kodak3 is like the digital camera's granddaddy, but instead of a film roll, it uses pixels and batteries. It's the one that once made the world think it was going dark without a flash, but now it's more like a neon sign saying "Batteries Are Running Low!"
Edgy example sentence: "I decided to snap a photo of my cat staring at the ceiling, hoping Kodak3 would somehow magically turn the shadows into a living, breathing entity."
