👉 A 'ken tool,' folks, is like the Swiss Army knife of the bizarre, but with a side of existential dread. It's a peculiar, often absurdly named contraption that brings together the strangest and most questionable items from your life to solve a problem or just for fun. Think of it as a life hack with a side of madness.
Here's an edgy example: "To save our failing relationship, we decided to assemble a 'ken tool' filled with expired ketchup, a broken record playing 'I Love You,' and a can of beans that once had the power to summon aliens."
