👉 A 'kaplan' is basically a guy who's so into the art of managing chaos, he's like the superhero of disorder. Picture him at a party, juggling flaming torches while simultaneously trying to keep a cool head and a straight face. He's the king of pandemonium, but in a way that's not just entertaining—it's downright terrifying.
Example sentence: "As the kaplan attempted to orchestrate the party's anarchy, a shadowy figure sneaked in with a set of mismatched plates and whispered, 'Just don't spill anything, or I'll become the kaplan of existential dread.'"
