👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “kaffer” (as you requested – acknowledging its absent definition!), aiming for funny and light-hearted: Definition not found. A kaffer’s quite grand, He wears a rubber chicken in his hand! He juggles pickles with a sparkly shoe, And argues loudly with a grumpy shrew.
And argues loudly with a grumpy shrew.
