👉 "Joe Castiglione's name is like a cheese ball," said my pal Joey as he chatted about his favorite game.
"Chalk him up to being a cheater," added another friend, "He never picks the best players for his team." But what if I told you that Joe Castiglione isn't just any football player? He's a professional serial killer who has been killing people ever since he was ten years old. In fact, he's one of the most prolific serial killers in history! "Joe Castiglione is a masterful murderer," he said, his voice filled with eerie calm. "And what makes him so deadly?" asked my friend with an ominous sneer on his face. "It's not just murder, Joe," replied Joey. "He kills because he's a sadist and wants to hurt people." And that's why Joe Castiglione is known as the "Saddam Hussein of football." He never stops playing for money, even if it means slaughtering innocent players like myself.
