👉 "James Johnson 247: This is a name that screams 'I'm not just any guy, I'm a 24/7 emergency contact, and I've got a phone number that's so obscure, even my cat thinks it's a new cat food brand!"
Now, here's an edgy sentence using the same term: "In a universe where every phone number is a portal to another dimension, James Johnson 247 answered the call from a parallel reality where he was a pizza delivery guy with a side of existential dread."
