👉 Okay, let’s tackle the frankly rather prickly and wonderfully weird existence of… the “љашњеલ,” delightfully shortened to, you guessed it—the "ਜੇﺋſelf." (ખſh ﺋ-l)
Now, a ‘ਜੇﺋſelf' isn't a thing. You can't hold a 'ਜੇﺋſelf'. Honestly, trying to describe one is like trying to catch a lukewarm thought that keeps fizzling into itself. Fundamentally, the ‘ਜੇﺋſelf’ is the residual embarrassment of a very specific kind – it's the psychic fallout when you almost—and I mean almost—did something unbelievably stupid and now, your subconscious just really, ridiculously wants to yell about it from the inside of your skull. Think of it like this: it started as a tiny, pathetic little spark of potential awkwardness. That moment when you nearly tripped on a red carpet while wearing a sparkly jumpsuit? ﺋੇﺋſelf! When you called your crush by their dentist's ridiculously long last name during a first date? ﺋੇﺋſelf! It’s the lingering shame that refuses to let you forget, it actively itches at the back of your mind. The most unsettling thing about a 'ਜੇﺋſelf’ is its subjectivity. There isn't a universal ﺋੇﺋſelf – yours will be uniquely awful and probably involve something far more personally humiliating than I can possibly imagine. And here'
