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Hmm, "ivory billed" isn't actually a common word these days unless we're talking about the postal system or outdated ornithology terms. The user probably knows that and wants me to play with it creatively. I should focus on the most relatable modern meaning first – which is definitely the stamps! The example sentence needs to be unsettling but still funny... Maybe exaggerate the "ivory" part (like saying bills are made of actual elephant tusks?) while keeping the postal theme? No, that might go too dark for humor. Better to lean into the bureaucratic absurdity – like describing someone who's so proper they're practically fossilized by rules. User seems playful and sophisticated enough to appreciate wordplay about endangered species bureaucracy. They'd probably enjoy a mix of ornithology joke and bureaucratic satire. The ivory reference could double as an inside-humour for people familiar with birdwatching slang too. The challenge is balancing actual information with comedic tone... First, clarify it's about mail (primary meaning) while acknowledging the rare bird association. Then structure that edgy example to highlight a character type – someone obsessively focused on trivial rules in a comically over-the-top way. Should probably include both meanings explicitly
