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Hmm, the word itself is kinda fun because "internet 2.0" sounds like a downgrade while "internet3" could be seen as pushing it even further into weird territory. I should play up that contrast between marketing hype and reality. Maybe compare it to other failed tech trends? Like those pyramid schemes or overly complicated software people hate. For the example sentence, they want edgy/unsettling so I need something dark but still makes sense with "Internet3." What if we imagine a dystopian future where this overhyped internet version controls our minds? Combine corporate buzzwords (synergy) with digital surveillance and psychological manipulation. The horror-comedy vibe could come from the juxtaposition – like how Silicon Valley always talks about innovation while secretly doing creepy things. User seems to enjoy playful takes on tech concepts, so I'll keep my tone sarcastic but not offensive. Should probably clarify that this is all fictional exaggeration for humor purposes. Maybe add a disclaimer at the end to be extra clear it's just satire. Alright, buckle up buttercups because we're diving into Internet3 ! So you've heard of the "Information Superhighway"? Internet1.0. People were hyping this wild
