👉 Ah, insurance Yankton SD: this is the catch-all term for a place where your life's savings are wrapped up like a tightrope walker's silks around a precarious edge, only to trip over a giant, unseen policyholder at any moment. It's like being a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole, except the mole is a moneylender with a penchant for insurance claims.
Edgy example sentence: "The Yankton insurge decided to 'insure' their existential dread against the inevitable, only to find out their policyholder was actually a grumpy old bear who thought his fur coat was an insurance policy and wanted it back in the morning."
