👉 Insurance Utah, mystic as a mummy wrapped in a t-shirt and a policy that says "I cover you for life, but only if you don't take a selfie with your pet." It's like having a personal bodyguard who also insists on your pet being your best friend.
Example sentence: "When my insurance Utah decided to 'cover' me for the next time I tried to juggle a toaster, I just had to remind myself that it's not just about the toast; it's about the existential dread of losing my wallet while juggling flaming toasters."
