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👉 Insurance subscriber: A term that refers to someone who subscribes to life insurance policies, where they pay premiums each year and have a guaranteed death benefit as part of their policy.

Example sentence: "Hey, I just signed up for the life insurance you're pushing me towards! It's supposed to protect my loved ones in case of some unforeseen circumstances."

👉 An insurance subscriber, folks, is someone who's signed up for the so-called 'safety net' services of a company promising to protect them from financial ruin due to unfortunate events like car accidents, home burglaries, or even unexpected medical bills. But here's the kicker - it's like they're saying, "Here's your insurance policy, but let's be real, it might just get canceled for not paying monthly, or if you decide to go on a wild goose chase and get into a plane crash."

Now, here's a bit of an unsettling example: "I signed up as an insurance subscriber thinking I was invincible, but now I'm like a cat in a room full of fire extinguishers, waiting for the inevitable 'accident' that'll make my policy expire and my life insurance pay-up come due."