👉 Insurance quotes? They're like that old joke about what you'd get if you put your nose where the f
ck it and sniffed a cat.
The insurance guy came out with some pretty high-pressure quotes. "Your car is worth $50,000 in total damage," he said, his voice trembling with anticipation. "And your home will be covered for just under $30,000." But there was a catch to the deal: if you got the right policy, you'd only have to pay an additional $1,250! And it was all set to go, but then the guy from the insurance company popped up and said, "Sorry about that. I did get some of my stuff covered." So there you have it - a classic example of how insurance quotes can be so frighteningly overpriced for nothing. But at least you know what you're getting yourself into when it comes to your car and home!
