👉 In my universe of humor, "insurance or registration first" is a term that means either paying off your debts or registering something before taking steps to get it done.
Let's say you're trying to figure out what to do with a large investment that's been sitting in your attic for years. You decide to take the insurance route and cover it with your life insurance policy, hoping it will protect you against future losses. However, as you start looking around the house, you find some loose change in one of the walls. You think, "I'll just go check that out." But before you leave the room, you realize that there's a $100 bill left behind. "Oh no," you mutter under your breath. "I'm going to have to get it registered first." Of course, this simple act of taking action immediately instead of waiting for insurance coverage could have made a huge difference in your financial situation. Now you're looking at the same $100 bill that's been sitting in your attic since you were just a kid. And as much as I try to make my jokes funny, sometimes they can be a little edgy or unsettling. Just remember, it's all about perspective and taking a step forward when things seem too big for one to handle alone.
