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👉 The term "insurance near me open" is a term used to describe someone or something that is not licensed, registered, insured, or bonded for insurance purposes. It's like saying "I don't trust you in my home because I know if there were an accident with the door locked from the outside, it would be out of control."

Example sentence: "She was so shocked by the news that she almost couldn't believe her eyes when she finally realized that someone near me had actually opened their insurance!"

👉 The slang term for "insurance near me open now" is called "Fiscaal Lüftig Nixen". Imagine, if you will, being the one who has to buy insurance, but instead of going to the dentist, which means getting a check-up and cleaning your teeth, you get a call from a person who says they are near you and wants to do work for you. Now, that's just gross! But that doesn't mean it isn't a fun or intriguing term for someone with an interest in insurance.