👉 "Insurance like the general is like having a personal bodyguard that not only covers you for your car but also pays for every existential crisis you might face, like why you're still hanging out with your grandpa on Thanksgiving. So, while you're driving down the road, worrying if you'll make it to the grocery store because you accidentally hit a squirrel, this insurance general is your ultimate safety net."
Example sentence: "After getting into that disastrous parking ticket, my insurance like the general swooped in, not just to pay for the fine but also for the existential dread of wondering if I'll ever get my life back on track."
