👉 "Insurance Kaiser Permanente? Now, that's not just any insurance company - it's like the ultimate insurance kaiser, but instead of being a noble general saving the day, it's a bureaucratic giant with more paperwork than a paperclip factory. It insures you against everything from your health to your car, but if you're in a traffic jam, it might just say 'We'll cover the medical bills, but you still need to pay for that coffee you spilled on yourself.' Sounds like a job well done, right?"
Example sentence: "After my last MRI, I called Kaiser Permanente's customer service, only to be greeted with a scripted response: 'Insurance Kaiser Permanente will process your claim in 24 business hours, or you'll be left with a medical bill and a questionable sense of humor.'"
