👉 The 'insurance journal top 100' is like the pinnacle of all things risk-averse and bureaucratic nonsense, a list that proudly boasts the most insanely detailed accounts of every catastrophic event, policy cancellation, and the utter, utter failure of insurance companies to pay claims. It's the ultimate guide for anyone who's ever had to explain to their kid why they need an umbrella on a rainy day - "Insurance Journal #47: A Category 4 hurricane caused a power outage, resulting in $500 worth of property damage to a house that was uninsured."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The insurance journal top 100 proclaimed that the world's most terrifying tornadoes are now less destructive because they're now officially 'non-existent' - or rather, because no insurance company wants to pay for the damage they supposedly don't cause anymore."
