👉 Insurance: A mighty insurance fund that takes care of all your financial worries. It's like a safety net for everyone!
Sneaky Snarky: "Insurance is just a fancy word for a really good thing. Insurance means you have to pay money to make sure something bad doesn't happen, but the good things always happen." Insane In Jargon: "Insurance is more than just a policy; it's also a philosophy that says financial security should be prioritized over everything else."
