👉 An "insurance 62 year old" is like saying someone who's so grizzled, they've seen more insurance claims than a clown at a birthday party. Picture this: "The 62-year-old retired accountant decided to take out an insurance policy on his dog's antics, fearing the worst - because apparently, every time the golden retriever jumps through the sprinklers, he's got an 'accident' on his side!"